Favorite Quotes!|RC related and more :)

[hamlet]

Everyone post your favorite quotes from other posts around RC Funny, well-written, whatever! Could even be from the cbox (es)

Also post your favorite quotes from your canon if you'd like.

[LUCY "KITTY" HARRIS]

Yeah, it’s kind of well-known around these parts that I am an admitted Tichy fangirl so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that one of my favorite lines comes from her.

As Rose “Belladonna” Marie in the thread “Auditions”:
“No real references for she had none, all that was there were a few sheets of her unbared soul. Her life in fortissimo and her heart in crescendos.”

If that isn’t beautiful and poignant writing, then I don’t know what the hell is.

[fagin]

Good grief, I have so many quotes. XD Here are just a select few. I will doubtless be back to add more. You've been warned.

Sherlock Holmes, 'Fabula Actanda Est':

'Disgrace that we should only be meeting now, Mister Mayor. Just criminal.'

FORESHADOWING. DRAMATIC IRONY. TICHY BRILLIANCE. I love it.

Dr. Faustus, 'Fabula Actanda Est':

He recognized her as Anne Lancaster. She was a fine piece of ass but Faustus wouldn't touch it. He knew that was Richard's little girl toy and any other time, that wouldn't be a problem. But Richard was his ticket to bucket loads of cash and Faustus wouldn't ruin that for the world.

Faustus; you're a very funny fellow. I can't read this paragraph and keep from laughing. =P

Joanne Jefferson, 'Fabula Actanda Est':

Her work as a lawyer had taught her that open eyes were a powerful tool, and in a situation like this, with so many prominent public figures involved, she couldn't afford to have her head in the clouds just because one of them was talking to her.

I love the way Kris writes. ^__^ That and the fact that observation is a very important skill to have in this particular thread. Not to mention her characterization of Joanne, in that she forces herself out of the clouds and back to reality, is great.

Hector 'Hades' Tormei, 'Criminal Connections':

He was called on to make a problem concerning the man's married brother go away. Hector hadn't known Plantagenet before then though he had heard whisperings about him in all spheres of society; to be honest, Hector had been expecting a call sooner or later.

Edward Plantagenet was far from subtle.

Hector's take on The Big Scandal. What can I say? Brilliantly written and amusing to read. ^^

Anne Lancaster, 'You Can't Hold Me Down':

This whole night had been one huge mistake that she had made nad now she was regretting it with full force, she never wanted to hear the name Plantagent ever again she just wanted her husband back.The smiles , the laughter that filled her house were once happy and joyous, now it was cold dark and decaying she wanted nothing more then to break her heart and never feel any emotion again and yet quite simply and gently she felt Richards lips touch her own.

The emotion in this was simply astounding; Anne makes me tear up a lot as I feel so sorry for her. I end up shaking my fist at Ricky even though I'm the one writing him. XD

Mercutio Facetia, 'The Capulet Costume Ball':

"Good King of Rats, crawl back to your chamber and leave us be! Let her alone!" he pleaded, his wide, disoriented eyes reflecting intense anger. He hadn't even felt it when she released his hand, but it didn't really matter, as he snatched it again and turned, breaking into a fast sprint in his panic to move as far away from the rat king as possible. He had no destination or shelter in mind, for his mind was still unwinding.

Good King of Rats...Mercutio is absolutely brilliant; I love how Mimi came up with that little nickname for Fagin. XD Really funny, yet very in character.

Dr. Faustus, 'A Change of Heart':

"Aw man, you know what? I apologize. Did I say the Spirit told me you should come to service more often? I meant...Sprite told me. You never saw those commercials on TV for Sprite? They're reaching out to...uh, the Christian community now. This new marketing campaign. They're tellin' everyone to go to church. You. Me. Everyone in the 18-65 age demographic. Obey your thirst...for Christ. Crazy, right?"

Faustus makes me laugh.

The OOC c-box:

Myself & Tichy, on Richard:

16 May 10, 04:35 AM
Jeks/Holmes: Richard also being interested in the position of the brother he killed. Richard wants and heads will roll huh? XD

16 May 10, 04:34 AM
Fagin/Richard/Lady C: And Richard interested in the woman whose father and husband he killed XD Creep. -prods Ricky

(Yes, I save amusing c-box conversations on my computer... =P)

Sasha, on her muse:

My muse is as dry as Richard's soul. T_T

Sorry about your muse, my dear, but that comment made me LOL.

Myself, Yols & Tichy on Faustus & Richard's conversation at The Capulet Ball:

4 Jun 10, 08:15 AM
Jeks/Holmes: *Sits back, narrowing eyes on the both of you.* Yes .. stuff.
4 Jun 10, 08:14 AM
Hamlet (Yols): yes they do
4 Jun 10, 08:11 AM
Ira/Ricky/Lady de Bourgh: :3 Ricky and Fausty finally get to chat about...stuff -shifty eyes- XD

Alex on Ricky as a rooster (long story):

20 Jul 10, 01:55 AM
Lucy (Alex): Seriously, I'm picturing the whole shebang, feathers, haughty posture, wretched crowing. *comes to conclusion* Ricky is a rooster. It is decided. *firmnod*


The IC c-box:

Edward & Lucy (The whole exchange was simply hilarious, but here's a particularly poignant part, plot-wise)

20 Jul 10, 02:30 AM
Edward: Haha. XD Well, in all honesty, you guys should be glad it's me and not Ricky who's in control around here. Now /he/ would turn the city to rubble, I can tell you that.

20 Jul 10, 02:28 AM
Lucy: A mayor with no brain? I'm surprised this city hasn't been reduced to rubble already.

20 Jul 10, 02:27 AM
Edward: That's funny...a brain is something I'm frequently told to be without.

The whole scenario was awkward, considering past altercations, but the fact that neither of them were aware of whom they were talking to made it all the more hilarious.


Hamlet & Richard discuss Edward:

17 Jul 10, 06:55 AM
Harry: ....really? The mayor is *trying* to do something productive?

17 Jul 10, 06:52 AM
Richard: You're telling me, Mister Chandler. Well, Edward decided it would be great idea to invest funding in improving some of the more run down theatres in the Broadway area...a worthy cause, but there are more important matters to spend money on, I believe

17 Jul 10, 06:51 AM
Harry: so what did your brother mess up?

That exchange made me laugh out loud. =P



That's all...for now... XD

[MAYOR HECTOR "HADES" TORMEI]

I have so many XD So, I chose my top three and will add as I discover more.

Lucy to Roger in The Needle and the Damage Done

“I’m no one,” she stated, a steadiness in her voice that she was proud of. Even more depressing, though, was the truth behind that statement. “Just a figment of your imagination. You’re high, remember?”

It's just the perfect blend of reality, humor, and sadness for it to be perfect. It's very, very human and that's what makes it so great.

Faustus to Lady C in A Change of Heart

Ouch. How about using the title Ms. Lady Sensitive? Oh, no, that would be too offensive, and not the "Ms" part. Sometimes Faustus had to remind himself not to talk too casual around certain people. Some people just can't handle being treated like normal folks without "titles." After all, Faustus was pretty proud of his title but he really didn't need people calling him doctor 24/7. Especially in the very sarcastic manner Lady C just displayed. This chick has got serious issues, but hey, maybe extra conceitedness comes with age.

Faustus makes me laugh so hard whenever I read his posts. His inner dialog is made of pure win in my mind.

Sodapop to Dallas and Eponine in this lovesick melody

A quick two minute stop turned into mission impossible when he found out the smoking age here had been raised to nineteen, so he sat outside for a good thirty minutes before finding someone who would buy them for him.

There's just something in the first half of the sentence that makes me really happen. Probably because of the exaggeration. I love exaggeration.

Lucy to Jane in You Keep On Disappearing

She would not let her hand be swayed to woo the interests of the huddling masses. That should have very well been the creed of all artists for when an artist surrendered his or her art to the viewer, the artist ceased to be an artist.

Simply beautiful

[sodapop]

Dally to Alexander

"Look I can only do so much for you, man," he said. The guy reeked, that was for sure. "The guys I'm staying with over here don't like strangers very much," He probably needed something stronger than just a shower anyway. He glanced over at him and saw what he pulled out of his hair. Damn. Well, it wasn't too far off from the greasy hair that the Greasers usually had anyway.

Eponine to Mercutio

The whole ball thing - the "Catapult Ball" as dubbed by Sodapop - was supposed to be one time only.

I find it funny because I pulled the whole Catapult Ball thing out of nowhere and I didn't think it'd catch on

Hector on Meg's dancing

"You want to know something? You don't match your dancing. If you can light up on pointe, you can light up as a human being. Try smiling; open you mouth and show your teeth. It helps. I promise," Hector grinned jokingly. He wasn't one to give advice on how to be likable. He wasn't likable. Hector specialized in being deceptively polite and charming. Not likable.

Eponine to Mercutio "Catapult Ball"

16 Jul 10, 08:05 PM
Eponine: Right. Like I'd have ever made it to the Catapult Ball being myself, Eponine Thenardier.

Soda's fail pronunciations

Lucy, Hal and Sodapop "Nothings cooler then a diesel engine" ICcbox

30 Jul 10, 09:00 PM
Lucy: Don't worry, Sodapop. I don't think anyone is as cool as a diesel engine, much less cooler.
30 Jul 10, 08:59 PM
Hal: you didn't break anything. it's fine
30 Jul 10, 08:58 PM
Sodapop: ....... i'm pretty awesome but not as cool as a diesel engine
30 Jul 10, 08:57 PM
Sodapop: Hehe, glad I wasn't one of those punks then... No hard feelings about almost vandilizing your shop right?
30 Jul 10, 08:56 PM
Hal: i'm fifty years old, have one leg, and i can still take on some punk who thinks he's the best thing since diesel engines

Mechanics are weird ones XD

Sodapop & Lucy talking about Dally ICcbox

30 Jul 10, 08:50 PM
Sodapop: Well not kittens nesecarily more like pitbull puppies...
30 Jul 10, 08:49 PM
Lucy: Yeah, Dallas is as lovable as a box full of kittens. -.-
30 Jul 10, 08:49 PM
Sodapop: Dals not that bad once you get to know him, he's just... rough around the edges

[hamlet]

Mwa ha ha ha

Soda to Jane in "Dirge nos Domine"
"So uh," He began, "Whos the guy on the plus sign?"
He nodded his head to the cross that hung over the alter, of course he wasn't stupid, he knew who the guy was but he figured he'd just act clueless. He was to tried to do any straight thinking at the moment anyhow.

Yep that made me laugh. lol

Roger to Joanne in Rated M thread "Ain't No Party Like Ours"
"Okay, so we're like this, right? Seriously normal shit. And yes, I might have been drunk, but that's, you know, that's nothing. Anyway, so she's sitting on top of me, right? And I'm digging it and everything, and then I reach up like this," Roger slid his hand up, wrapping his fingers loosely around Joanne's neck. "Just like this, for you know, leverage," he said, as if it made perfect sense int he world, "and she starts freaking out! Yelling and shit! So I think that I'm like, doing something awesome right? So I just squeeze a little harder and she flips the fuck out."

LMAOOOOOOO


Silliness n the cbox:


30 Aug 10, 04:12 PM
Irene/anne: and ill be backl with graphics
30 Aug 10, 04:12 PM
Madame Allnighter: Hiya Kay!
30 Aug 10, 04:12 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
30 Aug 10, 04:12 PM
Irene/anne: and my internet died on me
30 Aug 10, 04:12 PM
Madame Allnighter: Steph . . . my hyperactivity was just kicked into overdrive.
30 Aug 10, 04:12 PM
Irene/anne: lol
30 Aug 10, 04:13 PM
Irene/anne: Xd graphics
30 Aug 10, 04:13 PM
Madame Allnighter: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
30 Aug 10, 04:13 PM
Madame Allnighter: Yes.
30 Aug 10, 04:13 PM
Hamlet (Yols): WHAAAAAAAAAT?
30 Aug 10, 04:14 PM
Hamlet (Yols): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
30 Aug 10, 04:13 PM
Madame Allnighter: EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??
30 Aug 10, 04:13 PM
Hamlet (Yols): HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?
30 Aug 10, 04:14 PM
Madame Allnighter: YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
30 Aug 10, 04:14 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: THEY'RE REMAKING "IT"!!!!
30 Aug 10, 04:14 PM
Hamlet (Yols): lol
30 Aug 10, 04:14 PM
Madame Allnighter: WWWUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT???!!!!!!!!!!!
30 Aug 10, 04:14 PM
Hamlet (Yols): LMAO
30 Aug 10, 04:14 PM
Madame Allnighter: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And official RC taglines from the Cbox:

"RC is drama free!" (it rhymes!) - Alex and Sylvia
"Go forth and post!" - Sylvia

[JANE EYRE]

Alice is a demon (CBox fun)

Jenny (Ponyboy): In that case... DO NOT EAT IT.
11 Oct 10, 04:46 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): It's a bit of a mystery why "Societal Rejects" is winning. /sarcasm
11 Oct 10, 04:45 PM
Alice (Soda): Yes a whole cup... It's from a giant bag of pretzels
11 Oct 10, 04:45 PM
Alice (Soda): .... Well I am a demon so salt should probably be avoided then huh? *sigh*
11 Oct 10, 04:45 PM
Jenny (Ponyboy): O.O A whole CUP?!
11 Oct 10, 04:45 PM
Alice (Soda): Well it's a whole cup of salt... I measured it... And apparently to much salt is a bad thing
11 Oct 10, 04:44 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: If you're a demon, the salt will kill you
11 Oct 10, 04:44 PM
Jenny (Ponyboy): I dunno, you could, I guess.
11 Oct 10, 04:44 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: ...I don't know
11 Oct 10, 04:43 PM
Alice (Soda): It's probably not wise to eat the left over salt in the pretzel bag is it?

[eastsidesunset]

Just a tidbit of ICC madness (Though technically we weren't in character) that had me laughing uncontrollably at the screen for five minutes straight. >.>

16 Oct 10, 12:56 AM
Sylvia: (Tell Ponyboy to lay off the pot. Reefer madnessss. And I bet I'm the only one who gets that. ANYWAY.)
16 Oct 10, 12:56 AM
Ponyboy: (Aaand I just bursted into insane giggles. >< Thaaanks, Sylvia.)
16 Oct 10, 12:55 AM
Sylvia: (I totally just pictured Ponyboy poking the air for a second there. -blinks- Anyway.)
16 Oct 10, 12:55 AM
Two-Bit: (*kick*)
16 Oct 10, 12:53 AM
Two-Bit: *returns, even though he never actually left*
16 Oct 10, 12:32 AM
Ponyboy: (Ooops. Meant to put that in brackets.)
16 Oct 10, 12:32 AM
Ponyboy: *pokes quietness*

[LUCY "KITTY" HARRIS]

This is what you get when you gather a group of ridiculous people in the cbox and ask for a costume suggestion.

21 Oct 10, 07:13 PM

Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): What should Lucy go as? To the party, I mean. I'm FAIL with costume choices. -.-

21 Oct 10, 07:13 PM

Jenny (Ponyboy): A strawberry? *has no clue what Lucy's personality is like so *shrug* *

21 Oct 10, 07:13 PM

Taylor#2(A.K.A. Gerald): Lmao.

21 Oct 10, 07:14 PM

Taylor#2(A.K.A. Gerald): A strawberry?

21 Oct 10, 07:14 PM

Hamlet (Yols): *is dying laughing*

21 Oct 10, 07:14 PM

Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): But when the curse takes hold, how the hell is she gonna act like a strawberry? XP

21 Oct 10, 07:14 PM

Hamlet (Yols): lmaaaaaaaaaao

21 Oct 10, 07:14 PM

Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): Just jump into the mouths of people?

21 Oct 10, 07:14 PM

Hamlet (Yols): stop iiiiiiiiiiiiiit

21 Oct 10, 07:14 PM

Hamlet (Yols): lol

21 Oct 10, 07:15 PM

Taylor#2(A.K.A. Gerald): Dude I can't wait for that.

21 Oct 10, 07:15 PM

SammehStar!: ....someone could totally eat her.

21 Oct 10, 07:15 PM

SammehStar!:*walks away*

21 Oct 10, 07:15 PM

Jenny (Ponyboy): LMAAOOOO

21 Oct 10, 07:15 PM

Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): XD

21 Oct 10, 07:15 PM

Taylor#2(A.K.A. Gerald): Someone else should be a vegetarian or something.

21 Oct 10, 07:15 PM

Hamlet (Yols): my stomach huuurts lolololol

21 Oct 10, 07:15 PM

Taylor#2(A.K.A. Gerald): So they could eat Lucy the Strawberry.

21 Oct 10, 07:15 PM

Hamlet (Yols): someone PLEASE save this conversation and put it in the quotes thread lol

21 Oct 10, 07:15 PM

SammehStar!: Roger just popped into my head and was like, "....I'm down for that."

21 Oct 10, 07:17 PM

Jenny (Ponyboy): YAY! *seriously cannot believe how random that idea was*

21 Oct 10, 07:17 PM

Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): But the invitation reads: "Only for the grown and sexy". How is a strawberry sexy? ._.

21 Oct 10, 07:18 PM

SammehStar!: Cause you can eat it. And there's...juice...and sticky...stuff.

21 Oct 10, 07:18 PM

Hamlet (Yols): OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

21 Oct 10, 07:18 PM

Hamlet (Yols): LOLOLOL

21 Oct 10, 07:18 PM

Taylor#2(A.K.A. Gerald): Um. Ew. -___-

21 Oct 10, 07:18 PM

Hamlet (Yols): LMAO

21 Oct 10, 07:18 PM

Jenny (Ponyboy): Strawberries will never be the same.....



As if you needed more reasons to love RC. Or strawberries.

[taylor]

23 Oct 10, 06:48 PM
Alice (Soda): Taylor I feel the need to inform you that Zombie-Johnny is oddly .... O.O Hawt...

23 Oct 10, 06:48 PM
Jenny (Ponyboy): .....................

23 Oct 10, 06:48 PM
Jenny (Ponyboy): Alice...........

23 Oct 10, 06:48 PM
Taylor(Not Sylvia): Um...

23 Oct 10, 06:48 PM
Taylor(Not Sylvia): Did you READ my description of him?

23 Oct 10, 06:48 PM
Jenny (Ponyboy): You're starting to scare me, Alice...

23 Oct 10, 06:48 PM
Taylor(Not Sylvia): Gray skin? Drooling mouth?

23 Oct 10, 06:49 PM
Taylor(Not Sylvia): ... But thanks?

23 Oct 10, 06:49 PM
Jenny (Ponyboy): ANYWAY. >>

23 Oct 10, 6:50 PM
Alice (Soda): I'm attracted to the living dead XD

Please do not hesitate to ridicule her choice in men.

[JANE EYRE]

More Cbox fun

25 Oct 10, 04:22 PM
Uncle Alex: I hate you all.
25 Oct 10, 04:22 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: This is being quoted
25 Oct 10, 04:22 PM
Uncle Alex: -___-
25 Oct 10, 04:22 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say
25 Oct 10, 04:21 PM
Irene anne: XD
25 Oct 10, 04:21 PM
Irene anne: Dr scot
25 Oct 10, 04:21 PM
Jeks/Holmes: Brad!
25 Oct 10, 04:21 PM
Irene anne: XD
25 Oct 10, 04:21 PM
Uncle Alex: *sighs* I can never get to the ****ing point with you guys.
25 Oct 10, 04:21 PM
Irene anne: Janet!!!
25 Oct 10, 04:21 PM
Jeks/Holmes: Doctor Scott!
25 Oct 10, 04:21 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: Let's do the time warp again!
25 Oct 10, 04:21 PM
Uncle Alex: ANYWAY.
25 Oct 10, 04:20 PM
Uncle Alex: Dammit.
25 Oct 10, 04:20 PM
Jeks/Holmes: PLANET. SHMANET. JANET!
25 Oct 10, 04:20 PM
Uncle Alex: WTF? My mom's name is Janet. O.O
25 Oct 10, 04:20 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: Ninja stars are still stars you know!
25 Oct 10, 04:20 PM
Irene anne: Xd
25 Oct 10, 04:20 PM
Irene anne: janet
25 Oct 10, 04:20 PM
Uncle Alex: I'd throw ninja stars at my mom. ><
25 Oct 10, 04:19 PM
Jeks/Holmes: My mom?
25 Oct 10, 04:19 PM
Uncle Alex: -__-
25 Oct 10, 04:19 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: Your mom?
25 Oct 10, 04:19 PM
Jeks/Holmes: The elves?
25 Oct 10, 04:19 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: Gary Busey's horse teeth?
25 Oct 10, 04:19 PM
Jeks/Holmes: BUDDY. goddammit
25 Oct 10, 04:19 PM
Jeks/Holmes: Bussy Holly sitting on a fence?
25 Oct 10, 04:19 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: *a strawberry (damn sticky space bar)
25 Oct 10, 04:18 PM
Kay [Jane/Hector/Hal]: ...astrawberry?
25 Oct 10, 04:18 PM
Uncle Alex: Can you guess what I'm gonna throw stars at and squee over right now?

[queenmab]

Me, Alex, Yolanda. MSN conversation. Watch out.

Absinthedreams: Me (that's my email, let me know before you add me ok? )
sweatermonkey: Lucy

[21:13] Yols: oh and lucy...
[21:13] Yols: i leave you with some homework motivation
[21:13] Yols: images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13900000/SEXY-IAN-LOL-ian-somerhalder-13946820-1707-2560.jpg
[21:14] [e-mail]: -_________________-
[21:14] [e-mail]: I zoomed in and now I'm dead. x___X
[21:14] [e-mail]: Oh come on
[21:14] [e-mail]: people
[21:14] [e-mail]: whatever
[21:14] [e-mail]: *not phased*
[21:15] [e-mail]: gimme some Cillian ass over that any day
[21:15] [e-mail]: I have deduced that you are a robot. Yessum.
[21:15] [e-mail]: CillianCillianCillian
[21:15] [e-mail]: CILLIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
[21:15] Yols: cillian/ian slash
[21:15] Yols: HA
[21:15] [e-mail]: OMG
[21:15] [e-mail]: OH FUCK
[21:15] [e-mail]: ZOMG.
[21:15] [e-mail]: NO WAY
[21:15] [e-mail]: NOOO
[21:15] [e-mail]: i just lost it
[21:15] [e-mail]: HOLY ASSFUZZ!
[21:15] [e-mail]: haha
[21:15] Yols: me and alex have been fantasizing over that for a while now
[21:15] [e-mail]: i love how i have a serious cursing problem
[21:16] [e-mail]: and alex uses cutesy "swear" words
[21:16] [e-mail]:
[21:16] [e-mail]: btw can David Tennant join?
[21:16] [e-mail]: might send me over the edge though
[21:16] Yols: meh as long as ian's in the pile im happy lol
[21:16] [e-mail]: Yep. Thanks for reminding me, Yolzy. Now my paragraphs are gonna have random slash scenes in there. -.-
[21:16] [e-mail]: lmao
[21:16] Yols: come on randi u cannot deny that bod
[21:17] Yols: ok annnnyway *back to harry* lol
[21:17] [e-mail]: And Lucy felt a wallowing sense of despair when she looked upon CILLIAN MUPRHY BITING IAN's EAR the window pane...
[21:17] Yols: LMAO
[21:17] Yols: oh goooosh
[21:17] Yols: lol
[21:17] Yols: *image*
[21:17] [e-mail]: O______________________O
[21:17] Yols: rawr!
[21:17] [e-mail]: *acutally laughs IRL*
[21:17] [e-mail]: first laugh of the night
[21:17] [e-mail]: thanks guys
[21:17] [e-mail]: even if it was at my own joke
[21:17] [e-mail]: psh
[21:18] [e-mail]: ________________________________________________
[21:18] [e-mail]: *flatlines*
[21:18] Yols: mmmmmm
[21:18] [e-mail]: yeees.
[21:18] Yols: lol
[21:18] [e-mail]: okay i was joking
[21:18] Yols: so hawt
[21:18] [e-mail]: obviously Ian is gorgeous
[21:18] [e-mail]: but I like to keep up my thing
[21:18] [e-mail]: you know
[21:18] [e-mail]: as a contrast.
[21:18] [e-mail]: we cant have three fangirls, it'd get too repetitive
[21:18] [e-mail]: Jesus Christ, that image is gonna rape my brain.
[21:18] [e-mail]: therefore i'm a hate to love it girl.
[21:18] Yols: lmao
[21:18] Yols: alex is still on the image
[21:18] [e-mail]: its more interesting that way x
[21:18] Yols: lol
[21:19] [e-mail]: hm
[21:19] [e-mail]: i should totally get tichy to draw it or something
[21:19] [e-mail]: or photoshop it
[21:19] Yols: OMG
[21:19] Yols: YES
[21:19] [e-mail]: ohyaaaa
[21:19] [e-mail]: oh where she at?!
[21:19] [e-mail]: i need to tell her about this
[21:19] Yols: IAN AND CILLIAN SLASH
[21:19] Yols: YES
[21:19] [e-mail]: okay seriously
[21:19] Yols: lol
[21:19] [e-mail]: i havent taked to her in
[21:19] [e-mail]: months
[21:19] Yols: i'll tell her lol
[21:20] [e-mail]: You can only imagine the shit that floods MSN when two uber Cillian fangirls are on.
[21:20] [e-mail]: this is the funniest conversation i've had in a while
[21:20] [e-mail]: i am definitely saving it.
[21:21] [e-mail]: the end lol

[ricketts]

LOLAHHHH BRB SIMMING CILL-IAN FOREVARZ.

[LUCY "KITTY" HARRIS]

ZOMG. I totally did not see the parallels in Cill-Ian. This pairing MUST happen. For the record and in response to a comment made in that MSN convo, I do not use “cutesy” swear words. I have a problem with the real thing. Tich knows.

Anyway, this is so late because I had forgotten I’d saved it. A lovely little convo that inspired my new cbox name and the conclusion that I’m a creepy lizard with a keenness for certain “pants”. Warning: Perviness runs rampant throughout because . . . well, we’re pervs.


23 Oct 10, 03:08 PM
Jeks/Holmes: Pervy Alex is never satisfied
23 Oct 10, 03:09 PM
SammehStar!: Well, I hope we left you, if not satisfied, content for a few minutes. Roger's willing to satisfy anyone anytime at any place
23 Oct 10, 03:09 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): My pervy appetite is never sated, it's true.
23 Oct 10, 03:10 PM
Jeks/Holmes: I bet Alex wears spray-on pants
23 Oct 10, 03:10 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
23 Oct 10, 03:10 PM
Jeks/Holmes: .. you creepy lizard.
23 Oct 10, 03:10 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): LMAOOOOOO
23 Oct 10, 03:10 PM
SammehStar!: hahaha
23 Oct 10, 03:11 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): I'm ****ing crying, no ****ing lie. XD
23 Oct 10, 03:12 PM
Jeks/Holmes: I'm actually quite proud of that comment *smug*
23 Oct 10, 03:12 PM
Jeks/Holmes: (:
23 Oct 10, 03:13 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): Be proud of it, you smug bastard. *wipes away tears*
23 Oct 10, 03:13 PM
Jeks/Holmes: *saves it* Imma re-use that
23 Oct 10, 03:13 PM
Taylor(Not Sylvia): I don't really get it. ._.
23 Oct 10, 03:14 PM
Jeks/Holmes: BLESSSSS so innocent
23 Oct 10, 03:14 PM
Taylor(Not Sylvia): Shuddup. -___-
23 Oct 10, 03:15 PM
Jeks/Holmes: I bet Alex paces the cbox like a creepy uncle.
23 Oct 10, 03:16 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): ****ING STOP ITTTTTTT!!!! XD
23 Oct 10, 03:16 PM
Taylor(Not Sylvia): You better not be talking to me. /But seriously. I don't get the spray on pants comment. Someone elaborate!
23 Oct 10, 03:16 PM
Jeks/Holmes: I'm gonna make a list of things I think Alex does
23 Oct 10, 03:17 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): DON'T. *hasn't stopped cackling*
23 Oct 10, 03:17 PM
SammehStar!: It makes it easier for someone to do naughty things to her
23 Oct 10, 03:17 PM
Jeks/Holmes: Spray on pants, well, when you think about it .. there are no pants. Just spray and ass
23 Oct 10, 03:17 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): XDDDDDD
23 Oct 10, 03:17 PM
SammehStar!: to molest her girly parts with total and utter freedommmm
23 Oct 10, 03:17 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): I'M GONNA ****ING DIE IF Y'ALL KEEP THIS UP!!! XDDDDD
23 Oct 10, 03:18 PM
Jeks/Holmes: LIBERATE! YESSSS
23 Oct 10, 03:18 PM
SammehStar!: Roger wants spray on plaid pants. JS.
23 Oct 10, 03:18 PM
Mrs. Mojo Risin' (Alex): MY ****ING STOMACH HURTS AND I HATE YOU BOTH. XD
23 Oct 10, 03:22 PM
Jeks/Holmes: Uncle Alex >>
23 Oct 10, 03:22 PM
Jeks/Holmes: Wearing spray on pants


So what have we learned from this, kids? Apparently that I am, in actuality, a creepy lizard/uncle who wears spray-on pants and that certain people should not "toke" and type. ;D

[MAYOR HECTOR "HADES" TORMEI]

1 Jan 11, 05:02 PM
Katherine: is anyone...here?
1 Jan 11, 05:03 PM
Katherine: jesus, can't believe Bianca talked me into this
1 Jan 11, 05:03 PM
Hal: Wall Street? That you?
1 Jan 11, 05:03 PM
Katherine: hAL?
1 Jan 11, 05:03 PM
Hal: In the felsh
1 Jan 11, 05:03 PM
Katherine: Thank God
1 Jan 11, 05:03 PM
Hal: *flesh
1 Jan 11, 05:03 PM
Hal: Sorta
1 Jan 11, 05:03 PM
Katherine: ha
1 Jan 11, 05:04 PM
Katherine: My sister somehow convinced to try one of these things
1 Jan 11, 05:04 PM
Katherine: actualyl she wnated me to try a dating chatroom site thingy
1 Jan 11, 05:04 PM
Hal: It ain't too bad. Been here a couple of times before
1 Jan 11, 05:04 PM
Hal: Dating?
1 Jan 11, 05:04 PM
Katherine: told her this was as far as I went
1 Jan 11, 05:04 PM
Katherine: don't ask
1 Jan 11, 05:05 PM
Hal: Bet you don't kiss on a first date either
1 Jan 11, 05:05 PM
Katherine: it's her goal in life, other than to be universally loved and adored, to see me hapilly matched and married
1 Jan 11, 05:05 PM
Katherine: do I seem like a gal who dioes that kind of thing>
1 Jan 11, 05:05 PM
Katherine: *?*
1 Jan 11, 05:05 PM
Hal: Married has nothing to do with anything
1 Jan 11, 05:05 PM
Katherine: TO HER IT HAS EVERYHTING TO DO WITH EVERYHTING
1 Jan 11, 05:06 PM
Katherine: damn, hate this keyboard
1 Jan 11, 05:06 PM
Hal: Your sister and I need sit down and have a talk about priorities
1 Jan 11, 05:06 PM
Katherine: welll, it's only a priority when it comes to me
1 Jan 11, 05:06 PM
Hal: Like I said, we'll talk
1 Jan 11, 05:06 PM
Katherine: since I'm at high risk of become a bitter spinster with 20 cats
1 Jan 11, 05:06 PM
Hal: *shudders* Not a cat person
1 Jan 11, 05:07 PM
Katherine: oh poo, and I was looking so forward to introducing you to Feste
1 Jan 11, 05:07 PM
Hal: Stray used my false leg as a damn scratching post
1 Jan 11, 05:07 PM
Katherine: ok, I'll give you that one
1 Jan 11, 05:08 PM
Katherine: Feste likes to ruin my expensive leather couches the same way
1 Jan 11, 05:08 PM
Hal: Couches are good for one thing and one thing alone
1 Jan 11, 05:08 PM
Hal: And that one thing shouldn't be done on leather
1 Jan 11, 05:08 PM
Katherine: ...movie night with a bag of cheetos?
1 Jan 11, 05:09 PM
Katherine: you have a man's mind, Hal
1 Jan 11, 05:09 PM
Hal: Seeing as I am a man....
1 Jan 11, 05:09 PM
Katherine: exactly
1 Jan 11, 05:10 PM
Katherine: wait...is it sad if I ask why sex on leather is bad
1 Jan 11, 05:10 PM
Katherine: I always assumed that any surface bar quicksand and broken glass was usable
1 Jan 11, 05:10 PM
Hal: It's usuable, not comfortable. You stick to it and can get a burn like a rug burn, but much worse
1 Jan 11, 05:11 PM
Hal: Whch is why I don't own a couch
1 Jan 11, 05:12 PM
Katherine: ah
1 Jan 11, 05:13 PM
Katherine: welll...lets just say I know some people qwho'd put up with pretty much anything
1 Jan 11, 05:13 PM
Hal: They're the people you never want to have sex with
1 Jan 11, 05:15 PM
Katherine: which is why their just friends and I'm the cranky spinster
1 Jan 11, 05:15 PM
Katherine: *they're*
1 Jan 11, 05:17 PM
Hal: Well, I happen to like the 'cranky spinster'
1 Jan 11, 05:18 PM
Katherine: thank you
1 Jan 11, 05:18 PM
Katherine:
1 Jan 11, 05"18 PM
Hal:
1 Jan 11, 05:19 PM
Hal: Katherine...can I call you Kat?
1 Jan 11, 05:19 PM
Katherine: never tell anyone I use smilies
1 Jan 11, 05:19 PM
Katherine: ...how about kate
1 Jan 11, 05:19 PM
Katherine: I've never been comfortable being called an animal
1 Jan 11, 05:19 PM
Hal: Kate? I was hoping you'd agree to Kitty
1 Jan 11, 05:19 PM
Katherine: don't make me hit you next time we meet
1 Jan 11, 05:20 PM
Hal: I think I could take you
1 Jan 11, 05:20 PM
Hal: Kitty
1 Jan 11, 05:20 PM
Katherine: I can be very cunning in a fight
1 Jan 11, 05:20 PM
Katherine: I take self0defence classes
1 Jan 11, 05:21 PM
Hal: You wouldn't hit a cripple would ya?
1 Jan 11, 05:21 PM
Katherine: I would if I got pissed off enough
1 Jan 11, 05:21 PM
Hal: Come on doll
1 Jan 11, 05:21 PM
Katherine: and somehpw, I don;t think you're as much of a "cripple" as you say
1 Jan 11, 05:21 PM
Katherine: oh, I'm your doll now? Well, I guess that's a compliment.
1 Jan 11, 05:22 PM
Hal: I have one leg.
1 Jan 11, 05:22 PM
Hal: That IS crippled
1 Jan 11, 05:22 PM
Katherine: that doesn't make you a cripple
1 Jan 11, 05:22 PM
Katherine: it all depends on your mentality
1 Jan 11, 05:22 PM
Hal: You'll only be my doll if ya wanta be
1 Jan 11, 05:22 PM
Katherine: wh says I didn't?
1 Jan 11, 05:22 PM
Katherine: *who*
1 Jan 11, 05:23 PM
Hal: Why Wall Street, I didn't know you could flirt
1 Jan 11, 05:23 PM
Katherine: ...If I am I had absolutely no intention of doing tha
1 Jan 11, 05:24 PM
Katherine: But I will continue doing so if you like it
1 Jan 11, 05:24 PM
Hal: You're flirting Wall Street
1 Jan 11, 05:24 PM
Hal: And trust me, I do like it
1 Jan 11, 05:24 PM
Katherine: what now...you want me to tell you what I'm wearing or something?
1 Jan 11, 05:25 PM
Katherine:
1 Jan 11, 05:25 PM
Hal: Gotta tell ya, it's my first time flirting in a chat room
1 Jan 11, 05:25 PM
Katherine: it's my first time in a chatromm oeriod
1 Jan 11, 05:25 PM
Hal: And that's what you do with the whole dating gig
1 Jan 11, 05:25 PM
Hal: Meaning....you're dating in a chat room
1 Jan 11, 05:25 PM
Katherine: Bianca would be ecstatic to know that I'm already flirting
1 Jan 11, 05:26 PM
Hal: You know something?
1 Jan 11, 05:26 PM
Katherine: ooooh, somehow dating in a chatromm doesn't seme like the smartest idea
1 Jan 11, 05:26 PM
Katherine: what?
1 Jan 11, 05:26 PM
Hal: I don't think you're sister would approve of me
1 Jan 11, 05:26 PM
Katherine: duh
1 Jan 11, 05:26 PM
Katherine: I didn't think it needed mentioning
1 Jan 11, 05:26 PM
Katherine: but I will give her some credit
1 Jan 11, 05:27 PM
Katherine: she be scared out her wits at first
1 Jan 11, 05:27 PM
Katherine: but she's not one to run away from scary people
1 Jan 11, 05:27 PM
Katherine: she'd honestly try and taalk to you
1 Jan 11, 05:27 PM
Katherine: whether she'd sta scared or not I don't know
1 Jan 11, 05:27 PM
Katherine: wow...I talk alot
1 Jan 11, 05:27 PM
Hal: Is that incentive enough for us to do the dating thing right?
1 Jan 11, 05:28 PM
Katherine: and I apparanntly have no grammar either
1 Jan 11, 05:28 PM
Katherine: ....are you asking me out?
1 Jan 11, 05:28 PM
Hal: Yeah, I guess I am
1 Jan 11, 05:29 PM
Katherine: ....If you could see me, You laugh at how red in the face I am right now
1 Jan 11, 05:29 PM
Katherine: I think I'd like that though
1 Jan 11, 05:30 PM
Hal: Really?
1 Jan 11, 05:30 PM
Katherine: you know, you're probably the firts date I've had that wasn;t thrust on me by my dad or sister
1 Jan 11, 05:30 PM
Katherine: it'd be nice to do it on my own conditions
1 Jan 11, 05:31 PM
Hal: I'm honored to be your first
1 Jan 11, 05:31 PM
Katherine: welll, don't kill yourself trying to impress me
1 Jan 11, 05:31 PM
Katherine: burgers and beer would do just fine, if you're thiking dinner
1 Jan 11, 05:32 PM
Katherine: I also like pool, though I'm horrendous at it
1 Jan 11, 05:32 PM
Hal: You want it at a real diner or something, or at my garage again?
1 Jan 11, 05:32 PM
Katherine: you pick
1 Jan 11, 05:32 PM
Hal: You're the lady, you pick
1 Jan 11, 05:32 PM
Katherine: if you have any brilliant ideas by all means give 'em a try
1 Jan 11, 05:33 PM
Katherine: I'm just sick of prententious restaurants with pretentious whine lists and entres you can never pronounce correctly
1 Jan 11, 05:33 PM
Katherine: *wine*
1 Jan 11, 05:34 PM
Katherine: fine, find a nice diner soemwhere with good burger
1 Jan 11, 05:34 PM
Hal: I have plenty of brilliant ideas, but they can wait until the second date
1 Jan 11, 05:34 PM
Katherine: yes, burgers are a slight addiction of mine
1 Jan 11, 05:35 PM
Katherine: and you try anythong before date 3 at least
1 Jan 11, 05:35 PM
Katherine: I will use my self-defence moves on you
1 Jan 11, 05:35 PM
Hal: Does that mean no goodnight kiss?
1 Jan 11, 05:35 PM
Katherine: ...if you're a good boy maybe
1 Jan 11, 05:36 PM
Hal: Whatever you say, doll
1 Jan 11, 05:36 PM
Katherine: oooh, my Prince ChaRMING
1 Jan 11, 05:37 PM
Hal: See, that's why I like you. If I said that to anyone else, they'd either giggle like an idiot or smack me
1 Jan 11, 05:38 PM
Katherine: I've learned to take a lot
1 Jan 11, 05:38 PM
Katherine: it's how a became the snarky and sarcastic bitch I am
1 Jan 11, 05:39 PM
Hal: You're not a bitch
1 Jan 11, 05:40 PM
Katherine: tell that my family and work associates
1 Jan 11, 05:40 PM
Katherine: I'm not the warmest person to meet
1 Jan 11, 05:40 PM
Katherine: you got a taste of that early on
1 Jan 11, 05:40 PM
Hal: You did fine when we met
1 Jan 11, 05:41 PM
Katherine: you just got lucky
1 Jan 11, 05:41 PM
Hal: I think I know a different Katherine Minola that your family and associates don't know
1 Jan 11, 05:41 PM
Katherine: and you're one of teh few people who get scared or angry when I open my mouth
1 Jan 11, 05:42 PM
Katherine: at least blingingly so...you put up with me
1 Jan 11, 05:42 PM
Hal: In case you haven't noticed, I'm not that cuddly either
1 Jan 11, 05:42 PM
Katherine: I think you just caught me on an off day or something. Honestly, I was suprised we got along so well
1 Jan 11, 05:43 PM
Katherine: maybe that's why we get along
1 Jan 11, 05:43 PM
Katherine: I'm just...not used to it
1 Jan 11, 05:43 PM
Hal: We're both really mean recluses who find each other
1 Jan 11, 05:43 PM
Katherine: I've gotten to so used not being likeable according to teh resat of the world, that I juts assume it's true
1 Jan 11, 05:44 PM
Hal: Rest of the world usually doesn't give me a chance
1 Jan 11, 05:44 PM
Katherine: why? Because you have one leg?
1 Jan 11, 05:44 PM
Hal: And tattoos
1 Jan 11, 05:44 PM
Hal: And muscles
1 Jan 11, 05:44 PM
Katherine: seems kind poof silly
1 Jan 11, 05:44 PM
Hal: A lot of muscles......
1 Jan 11, 05:45 PM
Katherine: intimidating, not repulsive
1 Jan 11, 05:45 PM
Hal: Oh, can't forget my ugly mug
1 Jan 11, 05:45 PM
Katherine: I thought women dug men with muscles
1 Jan 11, 05:45 PM
Hal: You tell me
1 Jan 11, 05:46 PM
Katherine: you're not that ugly...trust, I've met rich boys waaaay uglier than you could ever be
1 Jan 11, 05:46 PM
Hal: Let me guess, they're ugly on the inside
1 Jan 11, 05:47 PM
Katherine: I'm talking bald, dental work straight out of the UK, beginnigns of a pot-belly....yet soemhow they get the pretty gold-diggers fawning for them
1 Jan 11, 05:47 PM
Katherine: to be honest, you're not bad looking, past the scariness
1 Jan 11, 05:47 PM
Hal: Gary Busey
1 Jan 11, 05:47 PM
Katherine: who?
1 Jan 11, 05:47 PM
Hal: Gary Busey. An actor with a bad attitude, horse teeth, and tons of money. The ladies love him
1 Jan 11, 05:48 PM
Hal: I love how you added "past the scariness" there....
1 Jan 11, 05:48 PM
Katherine: welll, I'm not one to lie
1 Jan 11, 05:49 PM
Hal: ...Did I scare you when we first met?
1 Jan 11, 05:49 PM
Katherine: first impressions would lean towards scary in your case...mine too probably
1 Jan 11, 05:49 PM
Katherine: but once first impressions go bye-bye
1 Jan 11, 05:49 PM
Katherine: you're not bad lookinbg
1 Jan 11, 05:49 PM
Katherine: and ues, Gary Busey is a horse's ass
1 Jan 11, 05:49 PM
Katherine: just googled his sorry mug
1 Jan 11, 05:49 PM
Katherine: I was to busy being cranky to really get scared
1 Jan 11, 05:50 PM
Katherine: *too*
1 Jan 11, 05:50 PM
Hal: So I didn't scare you
1 Jan 11, 05:50 PM
Katherine: no
1 Jan 11, 05:50 PM
Katherine: you probably would have if I wasn't in such a crappy mood
1 Jan 11, 05:51 PM
Hal: Thanks.
1 Jan 11, 05:52 PM
Katherine: ha, you're welcome
1 Jan 11, 05:52 PM
Hal: I'll have to make sure you never see me in the morning before my beauty routine
1 Jan 11, 05:53 PM
Hal: I've scared myself a couple of times
1 Jan 11, 05:53 PM
Katherine: oh...bad mental image
1 Jan 11, 05:53 PM
Katherine: ...do you think I'm pretty?
1 Jan 11, 05:54 PM
Katherine: you said so, but Everyone's always said I'm plain.
1 Jan 11, 05:54 PM
Hal: Yeah, you're pretty
1 Jan 11, 05:54 PM
Hal: But I tend to have a thing for petite women
1 Jan 11, 05:54 PM
Katherine: t5hat must be akwatd
1 Jan 11, 05:55 PM
Katherine: AND THANK YOUT
1 Jan 11, 05:55 PM
Hal: Why awkward?
1 Jan 11, 05:56 PM
Katherine: the height difference must be akward
1 Jan 11, 05:56 PM
Katherine: the sex at least
1 Jan 11, 05:56 PM
Katherine: or maybe I just have a dirty mind
1 Jan 11, 05:56 PM
Hal: Sex is the easy part
1 Jan 11, 05:57 PM
Katherine: oh God
1 Jan 11, 05:57 PM
Katherine: I'm sorry I asked
1 Jan 11, 05:57 PM
Katherine: hehe...listen I have some work stuff I've been putting off for too long
1 Jan 11, 05:57 PM
Hal: Alright. When's a good time for the date?
1 Jan 11, 05:57 PM
Katherine: I need to go, but I drop by yuor shop later this week and will talk date plans, ok?
1 Jan 11, 05:58 PM
Hal: Can I pick you up at work just to shock the crap outa Wall Street workers?
1 Jan 11, 05:59 PM
Hal: And that's cool. Shops open any time
1 Jan 11, 06:00 PM
Katherine: by akll means
1 Jan 11, 06:00 PM
Katherine: I'd love to see the looks on their faces
1 Jan 11, 06:00 PM
Hal: You got it babe
1 Jan 11, 06:00 PM
Hal: Try not to work yourself to death
1 Jan 11, 06:00 PM
Katherine: I'll surpise you tat the shop sometime then. Probably tueday ro wednsday
1 Jan 11, 06:00 PM
Hal: 'Til then Wall Street
1 Jan 11, 06:01 PM
Katherine: til then, auto man

Sorry for length but...
I freakin' love these two