Our Classics...Rewritten on FACEBOOK

[RICHARD PLANTAGENET]

Hahaha! Oh dear! XD

Random: My favourite Chinese words are wa zi, huo ji and long xia. My best friend and I interpreted the latter two literally and for awhile called ourselves Fire Chicken and Dragon Shrimp. =P What are your favourite words? XD

[benvolio]

Longxia was always an excellent one. Wazi too, actually; in my second or third year of taking Chinese, some of my classmates and I had a yearlong running inside joke about socks. We had used them in a skit at the beginning of the year that was supposed to be about clothes shopping but ended up revolving around one of my classmates pretending to be a toddler and shouting "wo yao wazi! wo yao wazi!" Later in the year, we covered gifts and birthdays- guess what we gave him in that skit? XD Another favorite is "wasai," which one of classmates perpetually pronounces "wazi" anyway.

And as for what I say the most often, I've found that my #1 phrase is probably, "Wo tou tong de hen lihai!" which, in a school setting, is usually followed by "wo kebukeyi qu kan hushi?" =P

(One of my guy classmate's favorite words is "xigua;" he uses it in the slang sense and applies it to every girl possible, including once, memorably, our laoshi. I think that was the one time it was actually funny and not just perverted.)

[sasha]

The only thing I know how to say in Chinese is, "Your momma is a gangsta."

And...I FOUND ANOTHER ONE:

Mr. Bennet wishes that Mr. Bingley had sprained his ankle in the first dance.

And here's Beowulf's Facebook page:
"I work as the CEO of GrendelKilers..."

[RICHARD PLANTAGENET]

Hahahaha! I love the Pride & Prejudice one! <3
Where do you find these?!