Notes between Det. Javert and Jane Eyre

[JANE EYRE]

graphics made by Emmy

Javert
Jane
David Ashley, Javert's annoying co-worker
written ; "Spoken"

[JANE EYRE]

*sarcastically* "Help me, detective. I'm a damsel in distress and I need you to save me,"

"What's wrong?"

"I'm locked out of my apartment and my landlord is away for the weekend. Can you come pick my lock or something?"

"There's this thing called a locksmith..."

"I don't have to pay you"

"Maybe you do."

"How much?"

"Breakfast."

"...Are you sure you want me to try and cook for you again?"

"I'm a cheap man and donuts will do."

"Donuts? That's conforming to a stereotype isn't it?"

"Besides, donuts aren't that good for you"

"If donuts are wrong, I don't wanna be right."

"............."

"I'll be over in five."

"Thank you. You will have your donuts in the morning"

*click*


*the next morning there is a bag of donuts on his desk with a note*

If you keep eating like this you're going to have a heart attack. Then who will pick my lock when the landlord's away?
-Jane
P.S. I did not mean for that to seem sexual, because it isn't. One of your fellow detectives pointed it out to me while I was writing the note.
P.P.S. His name was David Ashley.
P.P.P.S. He thinks we're sleeping together

“She's a bit young ain't she? And small too! How do you NOT split her in half when you're boinking her?”

"You're right, Ashley, you'd be much better suited for her."

"Nah. Chick's not my type, especially if she's into you. .......HEY!"

*Javert smirks*

*Then he opens the bag to find one of the donuts was missing a bite and another message.*

"One bite less of cholesterol. You can thank me later. I do consider gumbo a suitable form of payment <3 J"

*Javert is not amused*