SHERLOCK HOLMES
Middle Class
Sherlock Holmes
"The game is afoot."
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Apr 11, 2012 17:33:10 GMT -5
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There was a small incident that I am sorry to say happened to get out of hand. I had a theory, and wanted to test it.
Anyway, you could just always move house. I've never liked that area in all honesty. Your neighbours are terribly rude.
SH
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Post by GREGORY LESTRADE on Apr 11, 2012 17:53:42 GMT -5
Message to: Sherlock HolmesI'll show you rude once I blow off your fucking face you moron. You can bet your sorry ass you're going to pay for this.
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
Middle Class
Sherlock Holmes
"The game is afoot."
Posts: 297
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Apr 11, 2012 18:00:06 GMT -5
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You know, that threat barely makes any sense at all.
And even if it did, it would hardly be intimidating. I've been threatened by much worse than whatever you find you can invent.
SH
P.S. If it does actually cost you anything to get fixed, then I will pay for it if you want.
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Post by GREGORY LESTRADE on Apr 11, 2012 18:14:52 GMT -5
Message to: Sherlock HolmesWell, I'm happy to hear that. So while you pay for the gaping hole that used to be my kitchen, I'm going to be living in your flat. How's that for threatening smart arse?
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
Middle Class
Sherlock Holmes
"The game is afoot."
Posts: 297
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Apr 11, 2012 20:02:03 GMT -5
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No you are not. I'm sure you have plenty of other places to stay rather than at my flat. In fact, I rather doubt you'd want to stay with me. I did just blow up your kitchen.
SH
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Post by GREGORY LESTRADE on Apr 11, 2012 20:18:15 GMT -5
Message to: Sherlock HolmesContrary to what you may or may think about my social life, Sherlock, I do not have any other place to stay, mainly because most of my time is spent up looking at dead bodies with a certain sociopathic consulting idiot. So yes, I am staying with you whether you like it or not.
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
Middle Class
Sherlock Holmes
"The game is afoot."
Posts: 297
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Apr 12, 2012 1:11:45 GMT -5
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No you are not. So stop believing otherwise. It's hardly my fault that you don't have anybody else with which you spend your time.
Find somebody. I won't let you in.
SH
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Post by GREGORY LESTRADE on Apr 12, 2012 1:20:57 GMT -5
Message to: Sherlock HolmesYES I will and YES I can. You're not the only who knows how to knick keys you limey bastard.
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
Middle Class
Sherlock Holmes
"The game is afoot."
Posts: 297
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Apr 15, 2012 6:57:17 GMT -5
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Limey? What is 'limey' supposed to mean?
Oh, and now that you seem to have revealed your strategy (not good, that), I will most definitely be changing the locks.
SH
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Post by GREGORY LESTRADE on Apr 15, 2012 11:28:28 GMT -5
Message to: Sherlock HolmesI'm a police man. I have master keys, idiot. Besides, Mrs. H likes me, she'll let me in.
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
Middle Class
Sherlock Holmes
"The game is afoot."
Posts: 297
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Apr 16, 2012 9:50:59 GMT -5
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Oh, Mrs Hudson likes everyone, don't think you're special.
Lestrade, be warned that if you do intend to go ahead with your petty little plan and stay at my house - I will put the utmost effort into going out of my way to drive you out.
SH
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