The 2011 RC Oscars

[yolanda7h]

"Yeah? Well that means you ain't gettin' laid either, unless you're as easy as people say you are. Mmm?" He started messing with her hair, moving it behind her shoulder.

He really didn't care about the network censoring him. He can talk about getting laid all the hell he wants, they'd have to drag him off the stage if they wanted to stop him. Besides it aint like the network didn't have some sexified show going on after this stuff airs anyway. Or something with a ton of violence. Ha, fuckin' hypocrites. They're probably gonna air something like the Matrix AGAIN after this shit was over. Seriously, who the heck hasn't seen the Matrix yet? They play it so much its like the damn movie was some unearthed artifact. Who ever hasn't seen that movie yet must've been lost to the fuckin' world or somethin.

(OOC mwa ha ha payback for that little bit of fun pokin' that tay did Smile and nod as well )

[sylvia]

“Better easy than the prude you are. After all, it took you ‘bout nineteen years to get anyone in bed with you.” Sylvia ran a hand through her hair.

“But then again, maybe that makes you some kinda golden boyfriend, since you’re so faithful and pure. You were just waitin’ for love, right?”

Smoothly, she said, “Now I’m announcin’ the nominees, so shut the hell up.” She turned back to the audience.

And the nominees for Best Couple are...

SODAPOP CURTIS AND MEG GIRY

Hopefully, she'd be dancing again very soon. She was lost without dancing, even if she'd be even more lost without Soda...but she'd never say that out loud. – Meg Giry

CHRISTINE DAAE & ERIK DUVAL

Thank her for her time and send her on her way once she is done. You cannot afford to have her staring in your show. Having her that close will kill you. It doesn't matter how her voice soothes your soul, her presence does not. It pains you. –Erik Duval

HENRY JEKYLL & LUCY HARRIS

A great portion of his strength lay in his capacity for being alone, save for a head full of voices. They liked to jeer, and deliberately confuse. But then Kitty kissed him and there was peace. With a tear in his eye and a quiver on his lip, Henry held her cheek in his palm. It seemed as though they were alone together in the world. – Henry Jekyll

RICHARD PLANTAGENET AND ANNE LANCASTER

But Anne...she's very different. She may seem weak, she may give off an air of naivety, vulnerability...but she isn't entirely so. She manages to find some inner strength somehow, to defy me, to reject me even. –Richard Plantagenet

[yolanda7h]

Before she got the last word, and before she announced the nominees, Dal grabbed the microphone. "She wasn't sayin' I was a prude when I (BEEEEEP) her (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEP)."

As the nominees were announced, Dal backed away from the microphone to yell obscenities at the people back stage. Then he came back when he realized their names weren't announced. "What the fuck? Why weren't we nominated? Who's face I gotta beat in?"

[sylvia]

Sylvia stared down at the list of nominees in front of her and tossed it on the floor. “This is bullshit. If we didn’t win, how the hell is anyone else gonna?” She looked at Dally, completely ignoring the fact that she was supposed to censor her mouth. “We even made out in the rain and I took off your shirt and all that shit. An’ we hardly ever fight or any of that crap all the fuck-up couples ‘round here do.”

Leaning over, she snatched the list of nominees back up and scowled at it. “‘I voted for us every damn day for the past month, so I know we should already be carryin’ this award offstage with us. Somebody’s messin’ with the votes.”

[yolanda7h]

(soooorrry for holding this up immensely. Edit: And sorry again, now i feel like Australia's Next Top Model announcer )

Dally snatched the envelope from her "Give me that." He opened the envelope. "Are you fuckin kidding me? Its Richard Plantagenet and Anne Lancaster. Fuck - the would win this dumbass award." He grabbed Sylvia and started pulling her off stage unsteadily. "Let's get outta here. I'm done with this shit."

[ANNE SOPHIE PLANTAGENET]

She casually stood up from her seat and walked over towards the stage, a smile placed on her face as she was not usually excited about this sort of affair. But then again , here she was with an award in her arms and yet the man who was suppose to be next to her was not there. But anyway , she had to continue onward with the procession. It was really quite moving," Well who would have thought that my Dramas with Richard would have one us this award. But I must say I thank all my lovely voters and also without him. well this would not be possible. Richard if you would like to say a few words? " she asked and looked around the crowds to see were he could be. Then again this one belonged to her, the last one he could keep. But this one she was not getting her hands off it.

[RICHARD PLANTAGENET]

The reason Richard hadn't immediatley followed Anne onstage had been shock...were they serious? He and Anne...couple of the year? After all he'd done to her, all they'd been through?

It was as Anne spoke however that he got to his feet and made his way onstage; what did the technicalities matter? They were together now, for better or worse, and that was all that mattered.

He picked up his award and moved the stand beside Anne, looking quite proud. He inclined his head in acknowledgement of her words before speaking.

"I too wish to thank all of those out there who voted for us," he said. "But most of all I wish to thank my dear Anne, whom I love with all my heart."

With a swift kiss on Anne's cheek and a final smile to the crowd, he linked his good arm in hers and the pair of them left the stage.

[yolanda7g]

(OOC - and I apologize agaaain for holding this up, things have been hectic on my end but now I'm gonna get rolling!)

Faustus walked on stage with a smug smirk. "Well wasn't all that couple talk just sweet? Enjoy that cause now we're about to get mean up in here. See I'm thinking the meanest character gonna do something crazy like try to break up all the couples in that last category." Faustus paused as if he was thinking about doing just that. After all Anne was pretty hot. And obviously that Lucy chick was too.

"Hold up - am I nominated in this category?" He hurried to open the envelope.

And the nominees for Meanest Character are...

KATHERINE MINOLA

"Ever met your match in a woman Tormei? Or do you just bed them, cover them in diamonds and wear them around your arm then throw them away when you're done?"

RICHARD PLANTAGENET

"Just because you'll be cold in your grave in a few months time," Richard spat. "And this whole business won't matter to you anymore. Maybe not even a few months. Maybe sooner!"

DALLAS WINSTON

He saw the tears in the guys eyes, his cheeks were wet… If there was one thing he couldn't stand, it was men who cry and ain't got shit to cry about. He gave a hint of a grin. "I didn't bump into you that hard so let me guess, some broad broke up with you. Word of advice. Get the fuck over it.”

HECTOR "HADES" TORMEI

"It wouldn't be that difficult for me to get all information on you, every little thing you've done wrong, and then destroy your entire life and reputation and ruin any possibility of people taking your word seriously. You're already one gimmick away from becoming a quack,"

"Damn!" He rolled his eyes and passed the envelope to Monte Cristo. "Don't worry, I'll find some excuse. Besides, the nice guys always get the girl, am I right?"

[THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO]

Having strolled back out to the podium, Monte Cristo took the envelope from Faustus and frowned as the man complained about his lack of nomination. "Don't be silly, Faustus. No one would consider you mean. A buffoon and a fraud, perhaps, but not mean." Curiously, though, Monte Cristo said this with a slight smile. Reading from the envelope, he announced, "The Meanest Character award goes to Hector "Hades" Tormei."

[MAYOR HECTOR "HADES" TORMEI]

Hector stood from his seat, smiling graciously. He made his way to the stage where he accepted the award with a smile and a nod, offering a handshake to both hosts. "I'm not sure what to say as I've just been, essentially, insulted by popular vote. But thank you," Hector raised the award in a small salute and made his way off stage.

[THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO]

Returning to the podium, Monte Cristo glanced at the next envelope, ready to move on to the next category. "This next award should help lighten the mood somewhat," he said.

And the nominees for Fluffiest Moment are...

UPRISING
STARING SODAPOP CURTIS & MEG GIRY

Soda wondered if Meg had even seen the sunset herself. Maybe it was something only certain people took notice in, like Ponyboy. Man his brother sure was an oddball. He looked away and began looking into the girl’s blue eyes; now there was a color you’d never see in a sunset.

ONE PLACE ELSE
STARING RICHARD PLANTAGENET & ANNE LANCASTER

“But you told me you love me, and I've taken those words to be true, as true as my own when I say I love you. I know I have done a great many wrongs in the past, I admit I have, and you don't know how much I regret them now. But you've changed me, Anne. You've made me a better man than I ever could have hoped to be. You are my day...my life." –Richard Plantagenet

THE IMPACT OF FALLING
STARING HARRY CHANDLER AND OPHELIA KNOWLES

Harry couldn't wipe the grin off of his face as he watched Ophelia approach him, her feet bare, and her skirt rippling in the gentle wind. She was a goddess. Simply beautiful... the shadowed silhouettes created by the night's darkness produced the perfect surreal backdrop. A quiet, peaceful scene, where he could just forget about everything and be with Ophelia.

With a glance at his co-host, Monte Cristo said, "Faustus, the winner, if you please?"

[yolanda7g]

Faustus looked at the winners. "Man, who ever named their child Sodapop should be straight up slapped!"

....

"I mean, the winners are Sodapop and Meg Giry!"

[georgie]

The French ballerina blushed as she made her way to the stage for the second time in her little fluffy pink dress. She thought it would just be one time for happiest character but this time it was for fluffiest moment with Soda, who she hadn't seen much of since that moment. She blushed as she made her way onto the stage, much quicker than she was last time. She ran a hand through her blonde curls. "Wow," she said into the mike, "I did not expect to me up here once, let alone twice." she giggled softly. "I guess I would have to thank Soda for making this moment possible." She smiled softly. "I accept this on behalf of both of us. Thank you very much" She had kept it brief, which she felt was best. She turned around and added, "And Doctor Faustus, you will not say anything more about Soda's name, yes?" She gave him a sweet smile and then turned and headed off the stage, not really believing she and Soda won.

[yolanda7g]

Faustus grinned. "How about no?" he responded to Meg. "Ain't my fault he got a goofy name."

"Alright now HERE's a category I should be nominated for. Best freakin dressed!"

And the nominees for Best Dressed Male Character are...

THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO

He prefers suits or dress shirts with dark khakis. He is most often seen wearing dark-colored clothing, seemingly because he knows that darker hues accent his eyes. His clothes are always perfectly pressed and ironed, and there is always the faint scent of cologne and freshly-washed fabric about him.

ROBERT "BOB" SHELDON

[He wears] very expensive, designer jeans and designer polo shirts. He likes things to be clean, fashionable, and expensive looking.

HARRY "HAMLET" CHANDLER

You will most likely see him in a suit or semi-casual wear... He loves jackets. He might wear a hat once in a while if the mood suits him. He's a very professional guy.

SHERLOCK HOLMES

Dresses as sharp as a tac - shirts, jumpers, trench coats, wellington boots.

"OH HELL NAW. I don't know what you'll talkin' 'bout but I should be nominated. Instead you got this guy over here nominated," He nodded towards Monte. "Come on look at me!" He spun around to show off his suit. "Pfft, he ain't got nothin on me. So now who's the winner?" He asked Monte. "Don't tell me its YOU."

[THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO]

Monte Cristo chuckled as he heard his name listed as a nominee. He had not expected to be nominated for anything, but as categories went, Best Dressed was certainly a welcome honor. "No, Faustus, though I am flattered by the nomination. The winner is Bob Sheldon."