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Post by JAMES MORIARTY EDWARDS on Jan 19, 2012 13:53:15 GMT -5
Message:I'd like you to meet Rufus. We should set up a puppy play date. -JM Image File Attached:
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Jan 27, 2012 14:41:41 GMT -5
Message:
How hilarious. Did you get a dog just to spite me? I'm flattered.
-SH
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Post by JAMES MORIARTY EDWARDS on Jan 27, 2012 18:02:12 GMT -5
Message:
Don't flatter yourself. Even criminal masterminds enjoy pets.
-JM
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Jan 27, 2012 18:19:39 GMT -5
Message:
It is of my understanding that 'criminal masterminds with pets' are awfully cliché.
-SH
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Post by JAMES MORIARTY EDWARDS on Jan 27, 2012 18:21:58 GMT -5
Messages:
Only if the pet is a white cat.
-JM
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Jan 27, 2012 18:26:27 GMT -5
Message:
What about a grey one?
-SH
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Post by JAMES MORIARTY EDWARDS on Jan 27, 2012 18:28:19 GMT -5
Messages:
You're missing the point.
-JM
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Jan 27, 2012 18:30:26 GMT -5
Message:
I really don't think I am. Pets in general make a criminal clichè.
-SH
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Post by JAMES MORIARTY EDWARDS on Jan 27, 2012 18:31:28 GMT -5
Messages:
And a consulting detective being terrified of dogs is hilarious. Especially since he lives with two of them.
-JM
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Jan 27, 2012 18:33:16 GMT -5
Message:
One. Miscalculation. Despite your theories to the contrary, my flatmate is obviously not a dog.
-SH
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Post by JAMES MORIARTY EDWARDS on Jan 27, 2012 18:35:21 GMT -5
Message:
One. Miscalculation. He follows you around, he drools, and he has the IQ of a pug.
-JM
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Jan 27, 2012 18:38:40 GMT -5
Message:
He certainly does not. Besides, dogs are repulsive and moronic things - even comparing the lowest of humankind to them would be terribly inaccurate. And we both know how similar to both factors people can be.
-SH
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Post by JAMES MORIARTY EDWARDS on Jan 27, 2012 18:42:01 GMT -5
Message:
I rather think you just described the majority of mankind accurately. Lassie included.
-JM
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
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Post by SHERLOCK HOLMES on Jan 27, 2012 18:43:29 GMT -5
Message:
Lassie?
-SH
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Post by JAMES MORIARTY EDWARDS on Jan 27, 2012 18:44:54 GMT -5
Message:
You're a fucking moron.
-JM
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