Post by hamlet on Jun 1, 2010 10:48:22 GMT -5
STORE OWNER FOUND DEAD ON WALL STREET! Exclusive Interview
Breaking news: City police have been investigating the death of Hank Yrio, 42, who was found dead in his small retail store on Wall Street. The area surrounding the store, Hank's Handware, is currently under inquiry. Mister Yrio's body was discovered in the early hours of Tuesday morning by his employee Henry Jekyll, 23, who reported to police the door to the store was unlocked and inside there looked to be signs of a struggle. The death is being treated as suspicious. Read more here! Also, read our exclusive interview with Henry Jekyll inside
EXCLUSIVE: PLANTAGENET MANOR OPENS ITS DOORS
Mayor Plantagenet is rumoured to be hosting a grand dinner party at his majestic Manhattan residence within the next few weeks...details of the precise date are as yet unclear but rumours abound that the guest list includes such names as The Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Chandler of Hamlet Enterprises and Detective Holmes! It sounds like a night to remember...the Times will have updates as they come! More inside!
CELEBRITY NEWS: SENATOR'S DAUGHTER TAKES A DIP AT CAPULET BALL!
The Capulet Ball, an event that drew celebrities like moths to a flame, was bound to have something interesting happen. Miss Elissa Purcell, widow and daughter to Senator Purcell of Maine, socialized with the other partygoers until disappearing from the ballroom to the back patio by the pool. Though the paper is unsure of the reason, several sources tell us that Miss Purcell took an accidental dip in the Capulet pool. Thankfully, she was closely followed not only by Dr. James Faustus but also Dr. John Moreau. Both men fished her out and tended to her needs.
More Read more about this celebrity packed event!
MURDER OF COLLEGE STUDENT REMAINS UNSOLVED
Little is known about what happened. Her apparent cause of death was blunt force trauma to the head by an unidentified object. As far as the police can tell, Chase was the last to see her alive. More details are forthcoming.
FINANCE NEWS: MONTE CRISTO CONTINUES TO HAVE FORTUNE
Monte Cristo, despite trouble with a burglary in his home early last month, is having much better luck. Monte Cristo Investments continue to have a consistent increase in profit this month and does not show signs of stopping. Despite the notable economic hardship this company has faced, Monte Cristo can definitely rest easy for now, at least. The market can sometimes be unpredictable.
UPDATE from the NEW YORK TIMES: AGONY AUNT COLUMN
SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS!
We are proud to present the Agony Aunt Column in the New York Times. Send in your queries and questions to 'Agony Auntie Augusta' and she shall reply post haste. See if her expert advice can get you out of any troubles you might be having!
Breaking news: City police have been investigating the death of Hank Yrio, 42, who was found dead in his small retail store on Wall Street. The area surrounding the store, Hank's Handware, is currently under inquiry. Mister Yrio's body was discovered in the early hours of Tuesday morning by his employee Henry Jekyll, 23, who reported to police the door to the store was unlocked and inside there looked to be signs of a struggle. The death is being treated as suspicious. Read more here! Also, read our exclusive interview with Henry Jekyll inside
EXCLUSIVE: PLANTAGENET MANOR OPENS ITS DOORS
Mayor Plantagenet is rumoured to be hosting a grand dinner party at his majestic Manhattan residence within the next few weeks...details of the precise date are as yet unclear but rumours abound that the guest list includes such names as The Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Chandler of Hamlet Enterprises and Detective Holmes! It sounds like a night to remember...the Times will have updates as they come! More inside!
CELEBRITY NEWS: SENATOR'S DAUGHTER TAKES A DIP AT CAPULET BALL!
The Capulet Ball, an event that drew celebrities like moths to a flame, was bound to have something interesting happen. Miss Elissa Purcell, widow and daughter to Senator Purcell of Maine, socialized with the other partygoers until disappearing from the ballroom to the back patio by the pool. Though the paper is unsure of the reason, several sources tell us that Miss Purcell took an accidental dip in the Capulet pool. Thankfully, she was closely followed not only by Dr. James Faustus but also Dr. John Moreau. Both men fished her out and tended to her needs.
More Read more about this celebrity packed event!
MURDER OF COLLEGE STUDENT REMAINS UNSOLVED
Little is known about what happened. Her apparent cause of death was blunt force trauma to the head by an unidentified object. As far as the police can tell, Chase was the last to see her alive. More details are forthcoming.
FINANCE NEWS: MONTE CRISTO CONTINUES TO HAVE FORTUNE
Monte Cristo, despite trouble with a burglary in his home early last month, is having much better luck. Monte Cristo Investments continue to have a consistent increase in profit this month and does not show signs of stopping. Despite the notable economic hardship this company has faced, Monte Cristo can definitely rest easy for now, at least. The market can sometimes be unpredictable.
UPDATE from the NEW YORK TIMES: AGONY AUNT COLUMN
SUBMIT YOUR QUESTIONS!
We are proud to present the Agony Aunt Column in the New York Times. Send in your queries and questions to 'Agony Auntie Augusta' and she shall reply post haste. See if her expert advice can get you out of any troubles you might be having!
(Send questions to Lady Catherine. No one knows in the RP, however, that Agony Aunt's column is written by Lady C. When you submit questions, you can choose to be anonymous when mentioned in the column. Or you can make up an alias.)
